Barbie would love this.

This just in: Guess what color my boss has informed us we will be wearing every day starting tomorrow. Guess. You'll never guess. Pink. Yes, that's right, starting tomorrow and continuing indefinitely, I will have to wear pink every day in support of the King's health. 

If you know me well, you know I have a strong dislike of this color.

Where on Earth am I going to find a week's supply of pink???  

I'll tell you where I won't find it, I won't find it in my closet.